"Sex Robot Brothel" Blocked by Houston Government

[Megalith]

Texas was about to be home to the US’s first sex robot brothel, but legislators have stepped in and killed the idea. With one location already in Toronto, Canadian sex-doll company KinkySdollS planned to expand with a brothel in Houston that would allow customers to “try out” their goods. The city ordinance has now banned patrons from “having sex with a device resembling a human at a business.”

“As a woman, I am concerned and horrified to see where our society is taking us,” Virginia Mireles said. One council member said he planned to record the business' patrons entering the building and shame them online. That council member spoke out against the business: "I know there's some people that will sit there and say, 'What does the City of Houston have to do with any of this?'" said councilman Greg Travis.

 

[Darkswordz]

I hope they at least hose them down between each try out.

 

[ChoGGi]

I hope they at least hose them down between each try out.

Under the new regulation, a business could still sell the sex robots.
On the bright side they'll save on cleaning products, and I'm sure they sell male ones for Virginia

 

[kamxam]

Can see how this will go:

Woman: This is disgusting and degrading to women!
Man: Okay, so how about a date?
Woman: Sorry your not good-looking or rich enough for me!
Man: ………(No Alternatives )

 

[SixFootDuo]

disgusting ... haha I mean, I get it, I understand. You can wash away ... whatever but you cannot wash away the knowledge of knowing 300lb Joe Trucker just took his turn. Yikes ... it's Sunday why am I going down this rabbit hole.

Besides, it's not that hard to get a girlfriend or two

 

[JosiahBradley]

So by wanting to enjoy a genderless machine that somehow degrades women??? If someone decided to fornicate with a toaster I don't think that would be against women somehow.

 

[RealBeast]

So by wanting to enjoy a genderless machine that somehow degrades women??? If someone decided to fornicate with a toaster I don't think that would be against women somehow.

Hm, never thought about my toaster in that way.

Definitely a HOTIE, but really not my type.

 

[Azphira]

It won't divorce you and try to take half your stuff, It won't make fake rape claims against you.

 

[gwarren007]

Because finding and having intercourse with a heroin/coked/meth head for cheap off the street is SO MUCH BETTER for women.



/s

 

[Jahx]

And yet the hypocrites have no issue with women choosing from hundreds of dildos to stuff in their holes. Just another clear sign to give the whole thing a pass, and go your own way.

 

[gxp500]

I hope they at least hose them down between each try out.

They recommend using condoms, not that I looked into it or anything...

 

[pcgeekesq]

So, we paint the robots green, like the Orion women in Star Trek, and now they don't look like humans.
And that's just a short term approach: later we'll see Klingons, Romulans/Vulcans, Twi'leck, Chiss, Orcs, Elves ...
even Hobbits for the pedoes!

Problem solved.

 

[MrDeaf]

“As a woman, I am concerned and horrified to see where our society is taking us,” Virginia Mireles said. One council member said he planned to record the business' patrons entering the building and shame them online. That council member spoke out against the business: "I know there's some people that will sit there and say, 'What does the City of Houston have to do with any of this?'" said councilman Greg Travis.

So we have a self righteous women, who thinks that this somehow violates and morally degrades herself.
She sounds like one of those feminists who screech at other women for making their own choices, under their own free will.

And we have a council member that is... wow, words cannot describe... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that violate laws on privacy and voyeurism?

Society evolved, get over it.

disgusting ... haha I mean, I get it, I understand. You can wash away ... whatever but you cannot wash about the knowledge of knowing 300lb Joe Trucker just took his turn. Yikes ... it's Sunday why am I going down this rabbit hole.

Besides, it's not that hard to get a girlfriend or two

300lbs Joe Trucker took a turn in all the girls, fake or real, get over it

 

[Master_shake_]

Can see how this will go:

Woman: This is disgusting and degrading to women!
Man: Okay, so how about a date?
Woman: Sorry your not good-looking or rich enough for me!
Man: ………(No Alternatives )

They have to ensure they hold their value.

 

[dgz]

If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine horrible things that will happen to our children. Then imagine we said those things, since we couldn't think of any. As a mother, those things worry me.

Same thing with drugs. Piece of shit control freaks ruining in for others in the name of anything, really. There's not victim so they make YOU the victim.

 

[xorbe]

I am guessing this will turn into a lawsuit. Literally the exact thing men complain about happening when women get into power. Rules come from their feelings. Not that I would patronize such a place, but that doesn't mean others shouldn't be able to.

 

[SixFootDuo]

 

[SixFootDuo]

Hm, never thought about my toaster in that way.

Definitely a HOTIE, but really not my type.

I mean, if any of you guys want to put your "knife" in a toaster. Can we please have a video?

 

[Ocellaris]

Easy fix here... Just put cat ears and a tail on the sex dolls. Then they don’t resemble a human and some people will be more into it.

 

[Krenum]

One council member said he planned to record the business' patrons entering the building and shame them online.

So sick of this "Shame" crap. Some people have been watching too much Game of Thrones.

Not saying that I WOULD have sex with a robot, but damn, have you seen some of the mongoloid protestors? They're the types that will turn a man gay.

 

[alxlwson]

Interesting. I'm curious under what law this ordinance actually falls under? There was mention not being allowed to have sex with a human looking device inside a business. Ok. But it isn't sex, its masturbation. I know that Houston doesn't have a ban on jerkoff theaters, as I saw plenty when I was down two weeks ago for work. How is this any different? The only "logical" resistance to this business would be a public health interest. The business would have to show that the "devices" where cleaned properly after each use. They didn't go that route though...instead, they had a pastor speak upon it, saying it would destroy families. Then there was a woman. Who the fuck does she think she is having anything to say where I choose to masturbate so long as it isn't in the public?
Surely this will be challenged in the courts.

 

[gunbust3r]

Interesting, saying this is a "robot over 18" was the get out of jail free card for Anime and Manga...

 

[griff30]

It's not sex or intercourse.
Its masterbation for fucks sake.

The next thing we will see is the LGBTQWERTY croud buying them all up and marching them on the streets with SKREEECH voiceboxs implanted in them.
Thus begins the LGBTQWERTY+R generation.
We are doomed.

 

[Dead Parrot]

But sex with mechanical goats is still ok, right?

 

[steakman1971]

I hope they at least hose them down between each try out.

Let's hope with a pressure washer followed up by a hot steam treatment. (Actually, sounds like Saturday night around these parts...)

 

[maxz01]

Yup, in a few decades sex robots will take away womens sexual market value and it will transform our society, empowering men and disenfranchising women. It will be glorious.

 

[Spidey329]

"As a woman, I am concerned and horrified to see where our society is taking us," Virginia Mireles said. One council member said he planned to record the business' patrons entering the building and shame them online.

A) I'm sure they'll offer male versions as well and B) that city council member is a jackass. If they did that to the wrong person (with deep pockets), I can imagine they'd burn him with legal expenses.

 

[AtomClock]

Just put Obama's head on it and what every you do to the doll is protected as political speech!!

 

[Laowai]

Just put Obama's head on it and what every you do to the doll is protected as political speech!!

Ugh. There is not enough Viagra in the world...

*I vomited a little in my mouth reading your suggestion
Well done.

 

[Laowai]

“A business like this would destroy homes, families, finances of our neighbors and cause major community uproars in the city,” said Pastor Vega

This guy is just an asshole. How would any of that happen?

 

[mullet]

I hope they at least hose them down between each try out.

It says in the heal of the right foot it is dish washer safe.

 

[[Spectre]]

“As a woman, I am concerned and horrified to see where our society is taking us,” Virginia Mireles said.

THIS is the thing that makes you concerned and horrified to see where our society is taking us? Really? THIS? Ummmmm.......

 

[seanreisk]

But how about a sex robot petting zoo? Real Hamster!! (NSFW. Or home.)

Seriously, though, fiction always points to the future. Westworld was a movie made in 1973 that pointed to the future use of robots as sex surrogates. It also points to an unusual psychological truth - many people can accept that things might be a certain way in the future, but will also refuse to accept those ideas in the present.


P.S. Real Hamster is still one of my favorite web sites. In fact, until last week it could have been my favorite thing on the internet, until Weezer and Weird Al remade 'Africa' (which is safe for work, btw.)

 

[leathco016]

Just put a camera in each room, record it, and now it's not prostitution, it's porn.

 

[Oldmodder]

Haven't the women had the sex "robots" to them self for several decades by now ?
I am pretty sure they have, and we men are not going to get a pice of that cake.

 

[cbroseinak]

Whoohoo!! Put one of these in your new "Driverless Car" and lean back and enjoy as you cruise down the highway.

Obviously that council woman hasn't seen the Johnson on that Male Sexbot yet!!

 

[AtomClock]

Whoohoo!! Put one of these in your new "Driverless Car" and lean back and enjoy as you cruise down the highway.

What a great business model... Driverless car with a sex doll inside. Call it Boober. Two rides for the price of one!

 

[Master_shake_]

This guy is just an asshole. How would any of that happen?

Roasties who ride the cock carousel wouldn't be able to find a beta to settle down with after they've become wore out.

 

[Eshelmen]

What a great business model... Driverless car with a sex doll inside. Call it Boober. Two rides for the price of one!

Holy hell what a great idea..

 

[DrBorg]

This is just more Agitprop.

First Drugs (80s till now) , then Abortion (80s till now), then Smoking (2000 era), then Healthcare (since Hilary proposed it during Gingrich era) , now we have Justice Rapist, who vowed "What Comes aroud goes around..."

Sounds Fair and Unpartial to me...

At least we won't have to worry about the bots complaining about boofing or doing a devils triangle.

(I've done DP, Devils Triangle involves a guy blowing a guy, so not into that.)

We're so Fucked.