HARDOCP BREAKING NEWS: New Mac Pro Spotted

[Zarathustra[H]]

With all the news lately about a new Mac Pro being in the works we are proud to break the news to you that HardOCP has spotted a prototype, obviously forgotten by Apple engineers in a Dunkin Donuts just outside of Boston.

As we are posting this we are taking cover, anticipating the arrival of the Apple silent black helicopters. We never shy away from great personal risk in our never ending duty to bring you the important news you need.

 

[Gigus Fire]

that design is pretty brave

 

[Shotglass01]

Kicking off Friday right! Takes a lot of courage!

 

[dgz]

I was about to make a joke but decided to look at the picture first. Damn you Zarathustra[H] for ruining it.

 

[DejaWiz]

I love DD's apple filled cinnamon donuts. Arguably more useful than Apple filled anything.

 

[Zarathustra[H]]

I love DD's apple filled cinnamon donuts. Arguably more useful than Apple filled anything.

Sounds...

Crunchy.

 

[Terpfen]

Must be a very slow news day at [H].

 

[Zarathustra[H]]

Must be a very slow news day at [H].

You betcha. Fridays can be slow enough as it is. Fridays following major military strike news...

 

[Darunion]

what is that yellow thing next to it? Some kind of courageous new proprietary connector?

 

[azuza001]

Lmao. I needed that, thanks!

 

[leeleatherwood]

Anything Mac != [H]ard.

 

[wra18th]

I fully expected to see a black garbage can. OP delivered.

 

[rgMekanic]

I don't see what the big deal is.. it looks like a mac pro.






Kappa

 

[Pusher of Buttons]

Fake news.

No Mac would ever be used in a for-profit business.

 

[Grimlaking]

It seems that the center line centerfugal cooler is blocked by some sort of refuse.

 

[Zarathustra[H]]

It seems that the center line centerfugal cooler is blocked by some sort of refuse.

It's a feature!

 

[MrWrong]

It's a feature!

I think that's how its powered. It runs off garbage like the time machine in Back to the Future 2

 

[Ur_Mom]

No Mac would ever be used in a for-profit business.

After Krispy Kreme hit the market, no so sure Dunkin is really that profitable. At least not since they bought the 2 Mac Pro's.

 

[[21CW]killerofall]

I think that's how its powered. It runs off garbage like the time machine in Back to the Future 2

No. It runs off iGarbage. Only trash with enough courage is allowed to become iGarbage. Anything else put in it just wont work.

 

[gglenn]

I see they have upgraded the quality of the components too.

 

[DrLobotomy]

Pretty low to insult a nice trash can like that.

I always appreciate a good bite out of the apple.

 

[Krenum]

that design is pretty brave

Courageous even...

 

[wirerogue]

$3,000 for the base model still seems a bit pricey unless of course it can take out the trash. that would be priceless.

 

[GoldenTiger]

I think that's how its powered. It runs off garbage like the time machine in Back to the Future 2

Mr fusion!

 

[Xrave]

What's the purpose of this post?

 

[DrLobotomy]

What's the purpose of this post?

To make Apple and its customers feel smaller than they already are?

 

[Zarathustra[H]]

What's the purpose of this post?

It's a bit of humor to fill an otherwise extremely slow Friday.