7 Things That Would Happen if ISPs Banned Porn

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EgoTV has posted a list of 7 things that would happen if ISPs banned porn. Pretty funny list, especially given the fact that the image used in #7 (as an example of a huge porn collection) is actually an old picture of my office from 2006!
 

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In defense of the author of the article, he must've grabbed the image from Google, apparently my DVD collection is the #4 search result out of the 23,500,000 images returned. :eek:


(and it's doubled since then)
 

Weenis

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That's a lot of porn, Steve.


Seriously though, I think LAN parties would become huge again... and what porn we have would resurface. Seeing that there is more porn than you could ever look through.. Someone out there has new stuff you haven't seen...
 

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I want that specific one in the upper left of the shelf. No, not that one, that one. The one with all titties hanging off. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, thanks. I'll return it to you by tonight... I'll promise I'll clean it afterwards!
 

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Nothing beats Backdoor Sluts 9, nothing, I don't care what any of you say, that's an all time classic.
 

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Now that we see how large his pr0n collection is I guess we know why Steve is so [H]ard.
 

wtiger

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Aah. Back in the days when a few pron magazines and a fuzzy copy of a copy of a vhs pron hidden in his secret batman style hiding location were a young man's prize possessions.
 

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well, that picture is four years old. This picture is more current:

http://www.I Don't Work Here Any More.com/office_in_progress-a.jpg

...and I have about 500 - 600 more since this was taken.
 

psychoticdream

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well, that picture is four years old. This picture is more current:

http://www.I Don't Work Here Any More.com/office_in_progress-a.jpg

...and I have about 500 - 600 more since this was taken.

yeah i think i know who to befriend to borrow movies from now on
 

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well, that picture is four years old. This picture is more current:

http://www.I Don't Work Here Any More.com/office_in_progress-a.jpg

...and I have about 500 - 600 more since this was taken.

This has to be at least $50,000 in retail porn. Amazing!:p
 

jwalk6

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#1 Sexual Repression Will Turn Us Into Tough Sons-of-Bitches, Just Like the Greatest Generationis all wrong. Ok,For one thing Baby Boomers weren't the ones who invented the circle jerk nor the "blue movie" I've seen stuff show up from the 19th century. Whaddya think they did with that, frame it for the family room wall?? Besides, if they're such tough SOB's then how come they need so much health care now.

#4 Workplace Productivity Would Soar
is a corporate wet dream. Making work life even more dreary will NOT increase productivity. While I've had the uncomfortable task of maintaining corporate web filters I didn't fully agree with the practice. All things in moderation. I hated porn sites at work less for their content and more for the viruses and malware they propogate.
 

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well, that picture is four years old. This picture is more current:

http://www.I Don't Work Here Any More.com/office_in_progress-a.jpg

...and I have about 500 - 600 more since this was taken.

Porn must be great life-size with the projector there
 

Azhar

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I never knew Steve's porn stash was so internet famous.

You think his DVD porn stash is famous? Ask him about his female friend, our beloved Asia Carrera. Now that's [H] feast for the eyes.
 

SolidBladez

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You think his DVD porn stash is famous? Ask him about his female friend, our beloved Asia Carrera. Now that's [H] feast for the eyes.

OMG!!

I am a huge Asia Carrera fan and now that I know she has some sort of connection to [H] that only makes me more [H].

Ah gawd, I'm gonna go to my happy place now.
 

Geno750

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That's a lot of porn, Steve.


Seriously though, I think LAN parties would become huge again... and what porn we have would resurface. Seeing that there is more porn than you could ever look through.. Someone out there has new stuff you haven't seen...

Ah, the good old days. When you went on a smut hunt via the network when you were the first to die in CS. Sadly for my porn addicted friend, about halfway through the lan his pc would start to noticeably lag with all the people copying his n0rp folder.
 

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Hey Steve! Thanks for the reminder about hypothermia. I used to go there all the time and had forgotten about it.


You still friends with ms. porn star herself?
 

Ron FTL

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You think his DVD porn stash is famous? Ask him about his female friend, our beloved Asia Carrera. Now that's [H] feast for the eyes.
Bloody hell, how the....

[H] is the last place i would of expect someone be friends with Carrera.
haha wow.
 

robble

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Hey Steve! Thanks for the reminder about hypothermia. I used to go there all the time and had forgotten about it.


dang Steve, it looks like you forgot about it too. When did you last update it? 2006?
 
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