1 in 10 Americans Use Smartphones During Sex

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CommanderFrank

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There is a time and place for everything in this old world and cellphone use during sex is not one of them. That being said, almost ten percent of all Americans admit to using their phones while engaged in sexual activity. Some people will do anything to ring that bell. :D

"It's no wonder people in relationships feel like their phones are cramping their love life — 12% of respondents in a relationship said they believe their smart phone gets in the way of that relationship," the study noted.
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You aren't doing it right if your woman is so bored of you that she is facebooking while you are hitting it from behind.
 
Rizen said:
I have.

It has a 1080p camera after all...
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Yep. Though there is a problem with making your own amateur porn for some of them. Why on earth do three pump chumps with penises smaller than those of Asian porn stars post their amateur porn on the internet? 2 minutes, 3 inches, 4 sure the world is laughing at you.
 
Honestly, sex is pretty boring. I don't own a phone that can play movies or surf the net, but if I did, I'd seriously be in the 10%....if I had sex...which I don't.
 
Should my partner pull that with me, said smartphone would forcibly used as a sex toy, her protestations aside.

Oops, that a rape joke?
 
the hell? if i did that my gf would flush my phone down the toilet without questions asked
 
If you aren't completely immersed in the experience you are shortchanging yourself and your partner. She deserves better, guys.
 
CreepyUncleGoogle said:
Honestly, sex is pretty boring. I don't own a phone that can play movies or surf the net, but if I did, I'd seriously be in the 10%....if I had sex...which I don't.
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How do you know its boring if you're not engaging in it? Dude, get in shape, take pills if necessary, and spend time on HER! Make her beg for you and it will work out, I promise.
 
How can you tell when an American Princess has an orgasm?

She drops her fingernail file.
 
* 1 in 10 "have used" smartphone during sex

kind of changes the idea just a lot
 
this is not a joke. I have a buddy who if you call him during sex he will continue to talk to you while him and his wife are moaning and groaning. I asked him one time "you want me to call you back" he nope and continues to talk and have sex.

lol I find it funny.
 
GORANKAR said:
Yep. Though there is a problem with making your own amateur porn for some of them. Why on earth do three pump chumps with penises smaller than those of Asian porn stars post their amateur porn on the internet? 2 minutes, 3 inches, 4 sure the world is laughing at you.
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Damn, I can feel the jealousy dripping off this post, mad that the little dudes are banging hotter chicks then you or what?
 
darkstarcow said:
Damn, I can feel the jealousy dripping off this post, mad that the little dudes are banging hotter chicks then you or what?
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I sense a small penis with this one. LOL :p. Not that I care. No, I was still in my teens when I learned all I had to do was act like a cocky dick, and females, hot or not, would just throw pussy at you. I don't pretend to understand why, but I enjoyed that it worked.
Oh, pro tip, a wedding ring is not quite the cock block many think it is when looking for the evening's entertainment. It's more like a stamp of approval for many women. :p
 
Unless you're using the camera or have a critical job, like a doctor, the phone shouldn't be used during. If it is you have issues.
 
This data was collected by the NSA after reviewing the genres of videos taken on smartphones across the USA!!!!
 
GORANKAR said:
I sense a small penis with this one. LOL :p. Not that I care. No, I was still in my teens when I learned all I had to do was act like a cocky dick, and females, hot or not, would just throw pussy at you. I don't pretend to understand why, but I enjoyed that it worked.
Oh, pro tip, a wedding ring is not quite the cock block many think it is when looking for the evening's entertainment. It's more like a stamp of approval for many women. :p
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Yes...yes it is indeed.
 
potency said:
Your wife would agree. :D
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Been divorced since the 90's :p Still wear a ring. :D

Honestly, I don't 100% get it. I don't really have any interest in having video of myself out in the wild, and while I am having sex, I am not interested in text messages, or playing Hill Climb Racing, or watching Netflix, or surfing the web, or any of that. I am having sex, for Christ's sake. Isn't sex what we want in the first place?
 
uhhh... this reminded me of the "cell phone trick" which isn't a trick at all, when my friend explained it to me after the night some girl asked him about it I almost threw up.
 
Trimlock said:
uhhh... this reminded me of the "cell phone trick" which isn't a trick at all, when my friend explained it to me after the night some girl asked him about it I almost threw up.
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Is this a "new" thing or am I just that out of touch? I wanna know what the cell phone trick is!

I've used a phone during sex -- great quick way to take some pics and/or video. I've done the calling thing during sex, but only as a kink thing to see just how quiet she and I could be while I was doing dirty evil things to her. Was pretty awesome.

If you start texting or facebooking that says a lot about the sex itself right there. Never ran into that issue ;)
 
collegeboy69us said:
Is this a "new" thing or am I just that out of touch? I wanna know what the cell phone trick is!

I've used a phone during sex -- great quick way to take some pics and/or video. I've done the calling thing during sex, but only as a kink thing to see just how quiet she and I could be while I was doing dirty evil things to her. Was pretty awesome.

If you start texting or facebooking that says a lot about the sex itself right there. Never ran into that issue ;)
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she hide your cellphone in a dark place while the two of you go down.
 
I made a mistake of taking a picture without asking first...
Damn that night did not end well. Never again...
 
Kendrak said:
You are doing it wrong.
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lol no kidding wtf is wrong with you.

I think you just suck at it so prefer not to do it.

Or maybe you had a traumatizing experience where a girl laughed at you.

Not sure but that statement is all kinds of wrong.
 
Me and my woman use Skype while banging so she can see me banging her. True story, bro.
 
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