"this thread actually makes me want to stop browsing the forum and get some work done" - BioPort
"Why couldn't you get a roomie [that] brings home half naked, hot, drunk girls, huh?" -Rich Tate: On roommates that bring random crap home with them.
"Not another online petition. They're as useful as a chocolate fireguard." -cuemasterfl
"Video games don't make people violent, and if you disagree, I'll f@#&ing kill you!!" -Sieravor
"Hi, I'm your hearing... I hope you're satisfied with your damn OC'ing specs.... Because I'm leaving!" -apHytHiaTe: on 65dB 120mm fans